It’s a good thing I voted last Wednesday. The political machine is cranking out ads so nasty and vile, it’s enough to make me not vote at all — can’t imagine what the effect will be on the populace by Tuesday. NC contests are absolutely raunchy. One candidate voted against breast cancer research? One candidate voted for it? And remember… last month we learned that Kerry would ban the Bible in Arkansas. (That makes sense since I’ve been told Catholics are not Christians, seriously, a truly stupid resident of Bath NC told me that.) Bush will have us believe we’re going to be murdered in our beds by terr-ists who find out where we live on the internets. Kerry will cure my every disease, every ICI, with stem cell research, perhaps he’ll find the fountain of youth? Erkins Bowles bites the heads off of live chickens while his opponent, while Richard Burr sucks farts out of dead pelicans…
Bush bites your baby’s toes, Kerry picks your baby’s nose.
Edwards sets your house on fire, Cheney’s just a great big liar.
I’m sick of all of them. Go lick a toaster.
Oh, and by the way, in Beaufort County, NC, you don’t have to show any ID whatsoever to vote. None. Just know your name and address…