Spencer’s malady

 Suffering for the last three days from a mildly debilitating spring cold has left Spencer out of sorts. His lack of luster is noticeable and he hopes to return in better form on the morrow. 

The evil vortex…

Is it the release of The Da Vinci Code movie or pollen?

You can’t judge a woman by her whorish qualities.

Spencer opened the copy of The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government and found an inscription written by Davis himself to his great-great-uncle, LaRue Didry.

Margaret makes a syntactical error

He had not yet donned his toupee.

The Glory and the Dream

As he entered the rose garden, Spencer began reading aloud. “Bowen writes, ‘It is our belief that, in terms of the securities market, there is a chance during the 1980s that we will again realize The Glory and the Dream.’ What say you, Count? How about the 80s?”

Spencer searches for the wisdom of Arlo.

    "Sometimes I just want to go listen to Arlo," said Spencer, "where’s that photo you took last year?"
"It’s in the laundry hamper," replied Margaret, "under the khakis. I keep forgetting to wash it."

Spencer gets an email forward from a friend of a friend’s friend

Spencer’s JournalMay 20
Couldn’t help but notice that the 2 men who delivered my new stove yesterday were of of Spanish descent. Polite they were but…
Then, just a few moments later, I rec’d email from a friend who said she had a friend who told her that a friend of a friend of theirs knew someone [...]

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