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May-27-2006

The evil vortex…

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girlsarmsm.jpgMargaret rushed up the servant’s back staircase carrying a basket of fruit. The narrow steps barely accomodated her robust girth. It’s the evil pollen vortex, she thought, once Isabelle eats these oranges and kumquats, she’ll be fine, I just know it.

As she reached the fourth floor landing, she could hear sneezing and sniffling from behind one of the closed doors. Tapping on door with the ferocity of a small rodent attemping to open a gnaw open a box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, she entered before hearing a feeble "come in" spoken with a slight Bavarian accent.

"Oh, Miss Margaret, ma’am," the young girl said, "It’s not a cold or pollen, it’s the news from home." She handed Margaret a small newspaper clipping. "My sister, Jane, has been injured."

 

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This blog dedicated to Joseph von Wachter who walked from Nome, Alaska to New York, 10,742 miles. He left Nome on October 19, 1914 and covered 4,192 miles with dog team in Alaska, visiting Panama-Pacific International Exposition, San Francisco, and Panama-California Exposition, San Diego, California.