Flannagan Wilder is beside himself and he can’t find another chair. Well, one of him will have to just stand during the Opening Ceremonies.
Spencer and Darling Miss Margaret Montgomery sit on the dais with Cook and Mother. Spencer is to deliver the featured speaker’s feature film presentation. (shhhhhh, don’t tell… Cook’s made Flannagan’s favorite – desiccated oysters — for the reception)
“Frap me all over!” yells Emmett Fox. “I have to be heard! Out of the way! Excuse me, excuse me!” Mr. Fox pushes his way through the assembled crowd. “There’s a little matter of RENT DUE!”
Darling Miss Margaret whispers to Flannagan, “All will be fine and dandy, dear brother. I’ve discovered how to be featured — The Spatulate Center will receive more visitors now. Someone has begun fechr.com and we shall be saved from financial ruin and disgrace.”
pssssst: Amanda says this is the creepiest photo I’ve ever taken.