The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature

News of the Day
The Dead Mule received a Pulitzer Prize for Literature this morning. On her way to pick up the prize money, Valerie MacEwan said, “This is not just good for southern literature, it is good for me.”

In other literary news:
Helen Losse has been nominated to serve as Frostbite Falls Poet Laureate. Despite a rocky career, Helen is bullish on stanzas.

Phoebe Kate Foster is in Bulgaria promoting her new book, “If My Life Is Strange, Why Are You In It?” Foster’s brilliant essays are accompanied by ziplock bags full of live spiders.

Rebekah Cowell, nominated as Television’s Least Likely Viewer by the Small Screen Academy, will receive the $4.65 prize on June 5th.

Jane Olsen, toddler mom and hockey blogger, will receive the Stanley Cup tomorrow afternoon. Chosen as the April Hostess for the prize, interested parties may view the Cup daily between 2:00 p.m. and 2:15 p.m. at the home.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch –

macewan continues to instruct others — this time it’s all about Installing Adobe Air on Ubuntu, a Linux install.

And remember

N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy