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May-18-2008

Howard Monkey

Posted by vmac under Today's Feature

I want to be your friend in Costa Rica.Yes, Mr. and Mrs. MacEwan. I am waiting for you. Those ear plugs you recently purchased will not help you. I will serenade you throughout the night… I will meet you under the Matapalo tree.

I met your daughter two days ago. She and her husband enjoyed my singing very mucho. Please bring some SweetTarts for my wife, she is lonely for American candy…

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