Top 10 Comfort Foods Served in Southern Assisted-Living Facilities

1. Pimento cheese sandwiches made with Wonderbread.
2. Yellow cake with chocolate icing.
3. Fried okra.
4. Chicken and pastry.
5. Navy beans, tiny bits of ham hock, corn bread.
6. Green beans and new potatoes boiled until smooshy with bits of fatback. Small bits.
7. Collards, crookneck squash, lima beans.
8. Chicken-fried steak with milk gravy.
9. Biscuits with red-eye gravy.
10. Scrambled eggs, grits, biscuits, honey, Donald Duck orange juice.