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Apr-29-2008

$Travel$

Posted by vmac under WordGames

Summer 2008 meant Costa Rica. Now life is moving toward the Fall Travel Season and the purchase of a new previously-owned vehicle. A Volvo CX70 stationwagon, circa 2004. The improved transportation comfort-quotient creates opportunities for highway madness in the form of trips to Pittsburgh, PA and Charleston, SC.

So - Advertise Here and Now. Or buy some of the amazing crap in my auctions. Don’t make me do Social Spark.

Want to float your blog boat down the River of Strange?

Need a quick link-fix to yourself, your blog, your literary journal? It’s cheap. It’s fun. And gosh darn it, people will like you for supporting me. For a mere $5.00 (yes, prices slashed) from your PayPal account or use the new Steve Jobs’ site RevolutionMoneyExchange button below, you can be a featured on a WordWhore classic advertisement. Just like The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, you can find your bliss for a whole week on WordWhore.

You know you want me to make an ad for you. You know you love my photos. It’s all about you.

And the children.

So, buy before midnight tonight so you don’t forget. Bring your own car, truck, or van for free delivery. Email me for details and an ad mock-up, because I love to make fun of advertising. That’s 1-800-vmac@macewan.net or 1-800-deadmule@gmail.com. Actually, leave the 1-800- off the address, ok?

Once you approve your advertisement, you can just click right ‘chere on the PayPal button.


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Cool kids use the new Revolutionary way to send money — really. It’s safe and cheap.


I also do Birthdays, Weddings, Anniversaries, Bar Mitzvah’s, Political Banners… I’ll pimp just about anything to raise money for our trips. Even Penis Enhancements, no wait, not that.

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